Sienna Miller has a blonde mustache: should we point it out?

You should take this as evidence of what a slow news day it is, gossip-wise. So I was looking through these new photos of Sienna Miller and her sister Savannah promoting their fashion line, Twenty8Twelve. As I was glancing through the photos, I noticed this extreme closeup of Sienna’s mouth:

WENN added a note that Sienna’s “mustache” was super-obvious. Sure. Of course it’s obvious when you’re using high-quality images and you zoom in on her mouth!! Now, this is a sensitive subject for me, because I HAVE a mustache. Many women do. It happens, especially when you have dark hair. I not only have a mustache, I have crazy eyebrows that are constantly in need of maintenance, and I’m not even going to get into what other grooming necessities I have because of dark, Indian genes. Going back to the mustache – there are solutions! Waxing and bleaching are two of the most popular “choices” for ladies who don’t want to wander around with a dirtlip.

But for the love of God, when it’s a natural blonde and she has a tiny, insignificant little blonde mustache, DO NOT POINT IT OUT. Don’t act like the feminine ideal is complete hairlessness at all times, forever. I would kill to only worry about Sienna’s little blonde mustache. Yeah… I can’t believe I’m defending Sienna either.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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